SHORT ON TRON2

Sorry for the hold up traders, the Doctor caught a case of the Bieber Fever! But now THE DOCTOR IS IN!

The holidays are upon us and all that, traders! LET'S BUY SOME STOCKS!

Still think there's value in one of this week's IPOs.

Untitled Judd Apatow Comedy (UJAPA)

H$55.55H$6.43 (13.09%)

CHANGE TODAATYCURRENT VALUE

If you didn't see the news earlier this week, Daniel Day Louis has signed on to play Abe Lincoln in the Steven Spielberg biopic. $$$. Buy some ABE traders!

And maybe I'm crazy - taking too much of my own medicine. But I'm feeling a little SHORT on TRON2. Tron? Anyone who was into Tron has kids now and they're not gonna drag their kids to some dumb shit like this!

Reminds me of Speed Racer. Maybe I'm underestimating the fanboys on this one. If that's the case, then so be it. The Doctor is shorting TRON2 into the ground!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/20285/speed-racer-the-supersonic-car

"DERRRF!"

(celebuzz) (just jared)

JBI3D

[thehypefactor.com]

Oh no!

The Justin Bieber concert film Never Say Never, which I espoused as a great buy yesterday, today dropped nearly H$3.00!

This looks bad, traders. But now I think Never Say Never is an even BETTER buy! I'm holding long on this one, and I'm prepared to take the hit if I'm wrong.

The ship will be righted and JBI3D will rise!

The Doctor wouldn't let anything bad happen to your ports, traders! Have faith. Bay-be, Bay-be, Bay-be, Bay-Bay-Be!!!

JBI3D

Hola, traderosas! If you're not already holding stock in the Justin Bieber 3D concert movie Never Say Never to be released Feb. 11, it's time to grab some. It's going off at the bargain basement price of H$44.62 today!

This strikes me as a film that will be seen repeatedly in theatres by girls 10-15. The kid is a real heart-throb! I'm going to make a conservative estimate and say this stock will settle in the $70-80 range.

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RCLPS

In case you missed the news update traders, via deadline.com:

EXCLUSIVE: Steven Spielberg has committed to next direct Robopocalypse, a Drew Goddard-scripted adaptation of the Daniel H. Wilson epic novel about the human race's attempt to survive an apocalyptic robot uprising.

The doctor prescribed himself some shares of [RCLIPS] and so should you! "...apocalyptic robot uprising"? This stock is gonna be uprising!

I gotta call a nerd alert on this author - but I guess this is what the movie is based on? Actually traders, I don't know about this one. But I'm going to BUY and HOLD:

http://bit.ly/c78yYq

OK now I'm at 4:30 in this video. This is a bummer so far, I have to say, traders! This two shirt wearing skinny balding kid with glasses is talking a LOT about how he wrote the book, and how it's really rooted in science fact. Really it is, all of it, rooted in fact. Science fact.

Well the book sounds interesting and maybe even funny, but this weakling is not reading his work. Nobody wants to hear you speak, homeboy!

Well traders, it's been a confusing post.

Oh good, he's telling robot jokes.

LORAX

Howdy, traders! I hope you made a boat-load of H$ on my last tip. I made almost $4M! I told you to buy PNAC2, and within a week it nearly doubled in value!

Today I'm long on LORAX ! This is Dr. Seuss' most beloved book. Other Suess inspired movies have done very well - Horton Hears a Who made $150M+. The Cat in the Hat made $100M.

Now that some big names have been announced to voice characters in LORAX, among them Danny Devito and Betty White - I'm confident this film will do well - so buy and hold, traders! Buy and hold.

Hold Lorax through 2011 and we'll see how much H$ we make!

PNAC2

Time for your DAILY DOSE, traders! Say ahh. Now say AHHHHH!!!! because...

Today's 'scrip is for Paranormal Activity 2 (PNAC2)! It's still underpriced at H$67 as far as I'm concerned. Look for this to be the big winner this weekend. I think it will adjust to H$90-100 on Sunday (deep down I'm hoping it will be more like H$120-130)

[orange UK]

The Doctor Is In! Phone lines are open!

So since I've been gone it seems some competition has popped up in the HSX blogiverse! Well let's do this! I'm back and I'm better than ever.

JCKA3

50,000

long

H$56.89

H$135.00

H$64.77

(92.23%)

H$6,750,000.00

3,905,500.00

(137.30

Life is good traders! Some quick advice for the day: Funds are often overlooked and offer potential for explosive gains. Take a look at the rules that govern each Fund. Many of them delist at H$100, and consistently reach that goal. The Starbond Fund 15 (which is about to delist) is a good example. Each time the Starbond Fund is revived, it goes from H$20 to H$100 in 6 months, like clockwork. There's still time to get in on the following two Bond opportunities.

IN3D

10,000

long

H$18.72

H$59.05

H$3.43

(6.17%)

ADJUS

10,000

long

H$54.01

H$54.01

H$4.09

Update on ATEAM.CX

DERIVATIVES

4 Positions40,000 SharesWorth H$3,061,700.00H$285,400.00 (10.28%)

Security	Shares	Held	Avg. Paid	Current	Today's Change	(%)
ATEAM.CX	10,000	short	H$138.92	H$127.23	H$0.87	(-0.68%)

Update on PRSIA.CX

Down $16.53 today. Did I suggest you short this? I believe I did.

SHORT on [PRSIA]

Found a good article about "...Why Video Game Movies Usually Stink" by Anthony Burch at filmcritic.com:

"

5. No one wants to spend 40 hours in a theater

BioWare project director Casey Hudson recently mentioned that Hollywood was interested in making a movie out of their scifi epic Mass Effect. The only problem? Mass Effect is a 40-hour game. Open-ended RPGs allow us to explore worlds, to screw around, to do optional tasks that have nothing to do with the main storyline. It's what makes those games so immersive and enjoyable. But replicating that immersiveness on-screen in any sort of short order is downright impossible. Could you tell Mass Effect's story in two hours? Sure, but doing so strips the game of its strengths and leaves you, well, unsatisfied. Which is about par for the course for video game movies.

But perhaps I've missed the more significant problems in game-to-movie adaptation. What do you think?

Anthony Burch is the features editor for Destructoid.com and the co-writer and director of the video series Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? He recently completed Runner, his first art game. "

That's why I'm short on PRSIA. Prince of PERSIA? Persia doesn't exist anymore, traders, but do you know what exists in its place? IRAN! Like our biggest enemy! No one is seeing this movie.

Update on MIB3, AKEND, some NEW PREDICTIONS

Six months ago I picked up MIB3 at $55 per share, and recommended that you do the same! Today it's trading at H$159.46!

Eight months ago I picked up AKEND at $48 per share, and recommended that you do the same!

Today it's trading at H$123.89

Now that's a healthy dose! Always consult your doctor, traders!

What about some picks for the next six months, you ask? Alright! Summer is upon us, but you can consider these picks an early Christmas gift, because if you cash them out on Christmas day you'll have a box full of H$! Wrap these tips up, traders!

MOVIESTOCKS

18 Positions65,301 SharesWorth H$7,310,724.39H$801,682.60 (12.32%)Sort by: Release Date Phase

Security	Shares	Held	Avg. Paid	Current	Today's Change	(%)	Value	Net Gain / Loss	(%)
NATR3	15,000	long	H$66.30	H$69.56	H$0.00	(0.00%)	H$1,043,400.00	48,900.00

National Treasure 1 made $173 million U.S. #2 made $219 million. Will #3 continue the upward trend? Doesn't matter, just buy it now!

Another great long right now is CEVAN.

Oh yeah traders! I would be remiss if I didn't tell you to short sell some shares of CDIAZ! That bond is gonna drop from $118 to $70 faster than you can say Cameron! Shrek IV's underwhelming performance coupled with the TAG-loss of Shrek III later this summer means, unless Knight and Day (KNDAY) really crushes at the box office ($150M+) it's safe to expect this stock to drop drastically in the next 3 months. Stick with Dr. Movies all summer, and stay out of the heat, and we'll all be fake rich by football season.

.CX derivatives,

Traders, traders, traders! I'm back like Iraq! A lot has changed since the last time I rapped at ya! Let's get right to it.

CX Derivatives, which do not adjust in price based on the opening-weekend*2.7 formula, are currently way overpriced.

DERIVATIVES

5 Positions41,000 SharesWorth H$2,989,090.00H$119,000.00 (4.15%)

Security	Shares	Held	Avg. Paid	Current	Today's Change	(%)	Value	Net Gain / Loss	(%)
ATEAM.CX	10,000	short	H$138.92	H$138.92	H$1.11	(-0.79%)	H$1,389,200.00	0.00	(0.00%)
BWATEM	10,000	short	H$8.51	H$8.90	H$0.00	(0.00%)	H$81,200.00	3,900.00	(-4.58%)
BWPRSA	10,000	short	H$8.38	H$4.74	H$0.39	(-7.60%)	H$120,200.00	36,400.00	(43.44%)
PRSIA.CX	10,000	short	H$118.99	H$110.34	H$7.07	(-6.02%)	H$1,276,400.00	86,500.00	(7.27%)
SORAP.CX	10,000	short	H$122.09	H$122.09	H$0.02	(-0.02%)	H$122,090.00	0.00	(0.00%)

You can see I've already had success shorting PRSIA.CX! You think ATEAM will make $138M? Do ya? And the newest Nick Cage movie Sorcerer's Apprentice (SORAP) not only opens against the new CNOLA movie Inception (INCPT) but it also looks putrid! Short these deriv's today, traders! I'll keep you posted on all the H$ I make with this strategy!

I'm chomping at the bit to short Ashley Greene (AGREE). She's in Twilight III, but after that adjust (8/1) she'll be at H$230 with no more Twilights in twi-sight!