Diversity has its place - but not when Harry Potter is coming

Security	Shares	Held	Avg. Paid	Current	Today's Change	(%)	Value	Net Gain / Loss	(%)
HPOT8	98,952	long	H$312.21	H$312.80	H$1.19	(0.38%)	H$30,952,185.60

BEEP...BEEP....BOOP....BEEP

That's the sound of my portfolio's healthy heart beat, traders!

I've got H$30 million invested in Harry Potter, H$30M which, based on the Dr's conservative diagnosis, will experience a swelling of about 66% this summer! No more time for observation on this Stock traders! Time to pony up the dough and ride out the summer on a lazy river...

and Speaking of lazy rivers the doctor will be floating on one, on an inflated rubber raft,hot from the sun that requires splashing cold pool water on, to cool off the rubber with a non-alcoholic beverage in my hand (the Dr. has been sober for 29 years and 6 months tomorrow, traders!) and relaxing - and the Dr. is not even gonna be checking in on the portfolio.

Unless he can't help it. I mean, the Dr. is pretty married to his practice. Sometimes more than his wife can take, traders! She says she's gonna leave him, and take the dog , -

But none if that is any of your concern, traders! Unless, again, the Dr. can't stay away.

Here's some summer prescriptions for ya, traders!

(KKID2)

(ABE)

Remember traders, if you see a movie you think is going to be a blockbuster - but you're not sure about the price, always check the cast list - and load up on StarBonds that are underpriced based on what you think that particular movie will make! Also, when perusing StarBonds, always look to catch a star on the right side (or wrong side) of an adjust - and make your move.

HAVE A GREAT SUMMER! SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER!

COBCS

Quick post tonight, traders. If you have a little bit of pocket H$ in your HSX account right now - I'd say pick up 100,000 shares of Conan O' Brien Can't Stop (COBCS)

I think this one's got legs, and at about H$1/share, it may just grow 400-500 percent by summer's end.

picture via sterlingsatellite.com

HOLD ON TIGHT, GLANT'S GOIN' DOWN!

HOW YA FEELIN' TRADERS? THE DOCTOR IS FEELING HEALTHY. Still holding SHORT on GLANT? I hope so!

We started shorting at H$144. The movie made $53m the first weekend so it adjusted to about H$144 or H$145. It may look like a

wash in the short term, but don't get sick over the opening wkend traders, this is the time when a MovieStock starts losing value - a LOT of value!

$53 million was a better prognosis than the Dr. could have forseen for this obviously terrible film - but GLANT still opened a few million quieter than X-Men: First Class. If it holds the same grossing pattern from week to week - it will come in well under even the H$130 it's trading at this minute.

The Dr. is confident with his prior diagnosis - that GLANT will make about $90 million. Let's MAKE SOME MONEY TRADERS! If the Dr. shorts 100,000 shares - with a loss/share of at least H$30 yet... there's still H$3 million to be made - and that's just over the next three weeks. Not bad!