Security | Shares | Held | Avg. Paid | Current | Today's Change | (%) | Value | Net Gain / Loss | (%) | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
HPOT8 | 98,952 | long | H$312.21 | H$312.80 | H$1.19 | (0.38%) | H$30,952,185.60 |
BEEP...BEEP....BOOP....BEEP
That's the sound of my portfolio's healthy heart beat, traders!
I've got H$30 million invested in Harry Potter, H$30M which, based on the Dr's conservative diagnosis, will experience a swelling of about 66% this summer! No more time for observation on this Stock traders! Time to pony up the dough and ride out the summer on a lazy river...
and Speaking of lazy rivers the doctor will be floating on one, on an inflated rubber raft,hot from the sun that requires splashing cold pool water on, to cool off the rubber with a non-alcoholic beverage in my hand (the Dr. has been sober for 29 years and 6 months tomorrow, traders!) and relaxing - and the Dr. is not even gonna be checking in on the portfolio.
Unless he can't help it. I mean, the Dr. is pretty married to his practice. Sometimes more than his wife can take, traders! She says she's gonna leave him, and take the dog , -
But none if that is any of your concern, traders! Unless, again, the Dr. can't stay away.
Here's some summer prescriptions for ya, traders!
(KKID2)
Remember traders, if you see a movie you think is going to be a blockbuster - but you're not sure about the price, always check the cast list - and load up on StarBonds that are underpriced based on what you think that particular movie will make! Also, when perusing StarBonds, always look to catch a star on the right side (or wrong side) of an adjust - and make your move.
HAVE A GREAT SUMMER! SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER!
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